12/31/99 9:04:32 PM
well, the clock just rolled over. it's now january 1, 2000. wee fun.

12/31/99 3:25:34 PM
too funny:

News Progress Report from the Y2K project
Subject: Y2K

"Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. We have gone through every line of code in every program in every system. We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including backups and historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the change.

We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y2K" date change mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs and all data to reflect your new standards: Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September, October, November, December As well as: Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak

I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of this "Y to K" problem has made any sense to me. But I understand it is a global problem, and our team is glad to help in any way possible. And what does the year 2000 have to do with it?

Speaking of which, what do you think we ought to do next year when the two digit year rolls over from 99 to 00? We'll await your direction

12/29/99 10:36:17 PM
programming remotely w/ telnet on a pots modem connection and slow online documentation sucks.

and i hope y2k blows up the world. good riddance.

i also caught most of the stupid drew barrymore movie (she produced it as well as starred in it) never been kissed. what a stupid movie—i really can't think of a more fitting descriptor. it's part of the whole being a nerd is cool thing that's so in vogue nowadays.